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So, I recently had a prostate exam, and let me tell you, it's the only time a doctor has made me feel like a human car getting an oil check. "Just checking those fluid levels, sir!
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I asked the doctor if there was a frequent customer discount for these exams. He just chuckled and said, "Sorry, we don't have a loyalty program for that kind of commitment.
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You know you're getting older when your idea of a wild Friday night is scheduling a prostate exam. Forget partying, I'm just here for the questionable hospital gowns and awkward small talk.
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Why do they always give you that modesty blanket before the exam? Like, "Here, cover up your shame while we invade your personal space." It's like trying to hide a crime scene with a napkin.
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Ever notice how the doctor always tries to distract you during the exam? "So, have you seen any good movies lately?" Dude, I'm in the fetal position; my movie recommendations are the least of my concerns right now.
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I tried making a joke to lighten the mood during my last prostate exam. "Is this where I insert my credit card for payment?" The doctor didn't laugh. Tough crowd.
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They say laughter is the best medicine, but I'm not sure it applies when you're half-naked in a medical gown, contemplating the life choices that led you to this prostate exam. Laughter might be a close second, though.
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You know it's an awkward situation when you catch yourself giving the doctor a Yelp review mid-exam. "Five stars for professionalism, two stars for ambiance.
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They call it a "digital rectal exam." Digital? I was expecting some fancy touchscreen or at least a Spotify playlist during the procedure. Instead, it was just the doctor and his trusty glove.
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