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The Fitness Freak
Seeing the prostate exam as a workout challenge
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The doctor said, "Relax during the exam." I replied, "Relax? Doc, I treat this like an extreme sport. I'm considering submitting it to the X Games.
The Procrastinator
Putting off a prostate exam
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I finally went for the prostate exam. The doctor said, "You're late." I replied, "Well, better late than... actually, is there a better saying for this situation?
The Conspiracy Theorist
Believing the prostate exam is part of a government plot
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I'm pretty sure the government is using the prostate exam to track our movements. I told my friend, "After the exam, they know more about me than I do. It's like an invasive personality test.
The Paranoid Patient
Overthinking every sensation before the exam
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The doctor said the prostate exam is routine. I asked, "Is it also routine for me to imagine every twinge in that region as a sign of impending doom? Because if so, I'm a routine kind of guy.
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