6 Profile Jokes

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Aug 04 2024

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My online profile is like a garden. Mostly flowers, with a few weeds that I hope you'll ignore.
My dating profile says I'm looking for someone who can appreciate my puns. So far, it's been a lonely journey.
I changed my password to 'incorrect'. So whenever I forget, it tells me, 'Your password is incorrect.
My social media profile is like my refrigerator. I know there's nothing exciting inside, but I still check it every ten minutes.
I asked my computer to set up a dating profile for me. Now it's in a committed relationship with my toaster.
My online profile is like a résumé, but with more emojis and fewer qualifications.

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