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You ever notice how Professor X from the X-Men has the power to read minds, but he's always sitting in a wheelchair? Like, if I could read minds, I'd at least stand up and give it my full attention. "Oh, you're thinking about pizza for dinner? Well, let me stand up and applaud that fantastic choice!
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I was watching X-Men the other day, and Professor X is always sitting there, looking serious, and mentally connecting with everyone. I can barely connect with people on Wi-Fi, and this guy is doing it without a router. Maybe that's his real power—having better Wi-Fi than the rest of us.
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I bet Professor X would dominate in a game of charades. He wouldn't even need to act; he'd just close his eyes and project the word directly into everyone's minds. "Okay, guys, I'm thinking of something. It's big, green, and angry... No, not the Hulk, my grandma's cactus. Charles, you're a buzzkill.
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Professor X must be a nightmare at poker night. I mean, how can you bluff when there's a guy at the table who can literally see through your cards? "I bet all my chips." "Charles, stop peeking into my mind and let me have this one!
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You know you're in trouble when Professor X gives you that disappointed look. It's like having your conscience judge you, but instead of a little angel on your shoulder, it's a guy in a wheelchair rolling his eyes at your life choices.
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Professor X has the ability to erase memories, right? I wish he could erase the memory of that time I tried to impress someone by attempting a cartwheel and ended up tangled in a heap of limbs. Charles, mind eraser, where were you when I needed you most?
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Professor X is like the ultimate multitasker. While I struggle to text and walk without bumping into things, he's out there reading minds, coordinating mutant missions, and probably ordering takeout all in his head. I can barely order food without forgetting to ask for extra ketchup.
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Professor X is the head of a school for mutants, right? But does anyone else find it ironic that he's teaching a bunch of kids with superpowers, and the guy himself can't even stand up in a crowded room without knocking over a desk? It's like having a swim coach who can't get in the water.
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Professor X must have the most organized mind. I can't even find my car keys in the morning, and he's managing a school for mutants, keeping track of everyone's class schedules, and still remembering to buy milk on the way home. Maybe he should offer mind-organizing workshops.
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Professor X is like the ultimate Google search engine, but with more sass. You could ask him anything, and he'd probably reply with, "Well, you could have just Googled that." Imagine having a psychic professor grading your homework with comments like, "Did you even try to understand the quadratic formula?
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