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Professor X's Mind-Reading Mishaps in Meetings
Accidentally revealing colleagues' thoughts during important meetings
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Professor X once apologized to his colleagues after a meeting, saying, "I'm sorry if I accidentally invaded your thoughts." One of them responded, "It's okay, Professor. We already knew you were sorry about that proposal you read in my head.
Professor X's Superhero Support Group
Dealing with other superheroes who are tired of being mind-read
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The superhero support group had a group therapy session, and Professor X said, "Let's all share our deepest fears." Deadpool immediately responded, "That you'll find out about my secret stash of chimichangas, duh!
Professor X's Dating Dilemmas
Struggling to find someone who doesn't mind being mind-read on the first date
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Dating tip from Professor X: "If you're trying to impress someone, don't think about impressing them too hard. I accidentally projected my entire collection of cat memes once. Needless to say, she was more of a dog person.
Professor X's Telepathic Struggles
Dealing with intrusive thoughts from students
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I asked Professor X how he handles the constant mental chatter from students. He said, "It's like having a hundred radio stations playing at once. Sometimes, I just want to tune in to the silence channel, but it seems to be permanently stuck on 'Anxiety FM.'
Professor X's Hidden Talent Show
Struggling to keep his mind-reading abilities a secret during talent shows
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Professor X once entered a televised talent show. The host asked, "What's your talent?" He replied, "Mind-reading." The host laughed and said, "That's impossible!" And Professor X responded, "You're thinking my act is going to bomb. Well, surprise!
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