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Why do printers never get into arguments? They always try to stay out of paper disputes!
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Why did the printer apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to make crisp prints!
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Why do printers never play hide and seek? They always get caught in a jam!
Stuck in the Matrix
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Ever watch a printer in action? It's like it's downloading the entire Matrix one pixel at a time. I half expect Keanu Reeves to jump out and ask, You need help with that?
Eco-Unfriendly
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Printers have this magical ability to make you feel guilty about killing trees, even when you're printing out a salad recipe. Are you sure about this? it whispers, judgingly.
The Secret Language
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Ever try reading the error messages on a printer? It's like deciphering hieroglyphics. Error 404: Paper sacrifice required for the gods of ink.
Print and Perish
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The only thing scarier than a paper jam at midnight is realizing you forgot to save your work. Printers are the modern-day Sirens; they lure you in with promises and leave you stranded in a sea of frustration.
Ink-credible Pricing
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I tried to buy ink for my printer the other day. The price was so high, I thought I was investing in a limited edition Picasso! I just wanted to print a cat meme, not own a piece of art.
WiFi Woes
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My printer's idea of a wireless connection is the same as my grandpa's: Yell louder; maybe it'll hear you. I'm waiting for the day it asks me to fax a pigeon.
Printers Gone Wild
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You ever notice how printers have a PhD in drama? They're like: Oh, you want to print a document? How about I eat the paper instead?
Spook-tastic Surprises
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Why is it that printers only jam when you're printing something super important? I swear, it's like they have a sixth sense for deadlines and enjoy watching us squirm.
Tech Support Torture
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I called tech support about my printer once. They said, Have you tried turning it off and on again? I said, Yeah, but now it's just giving me the silent treatment.
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