7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes About presents

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

Why don't presents ever make good detectives? They always give themselves away!

I bought my friend a belt with a clock on it. It was a waist of time.

My girlfriend asked for something that sparkles for Christmas. I bought her a dictionary. She hasn't spoken to me since.

What did the gift say to the birthday cake? Don't open me, I'm already lit!

What do you call someone who steals energy drinks? A jolt bandit!

I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me, 'Nothing would make her happier.' So, I got her a box of nothing.

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