6 Jokes About Presents

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Updated on: Dec 27 2024

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What did the present say to the ribbon? You really tie the room together!
Why don't presents ever play hide and seek? Because good gifts are hard to find!
Why did the present break up with the wrapping paper? It felt suffocated!
Why did the present take up painting? It wanted to be wrapped in a masterpiece!
I bought my wife a mood ring for Christmas. It's great – when she's happy, it turns green. When she's mad, it leaves a red mark on my forehead.
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!

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