6 Jokes For Pounding

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Updated on: Jul 29 2024

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I bought a thesaurus yesterday, and when I got home, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how I feel. It's a real book-pounding experience.
What did the enthusiastic chef say when asked about making pesto? 'I'm all about that basil pounding!
I asked my fitness trainer for advice on building muscle. He said, 'You need to focus on the three Ps: Pounding, Protein, and Puns.
My blender and I have a lot in common. We both start shaking if there's too much pounding involved.
Why did the math book get in trouble? It had too many problems, and the teacher couldn't handle the constant pencil-pounding.
What did the drummer say before going on stage? 'Get ready for some serious pound-percussion!

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