5 Jokes For Porter

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 09 2025

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The Clueless Traveler

Luggage Tetris champion
Traveling with a suitcase is like having a toddler. You have to constantly watch it, make sure it's not throwing a tantrum (or your clothes out), and hope it doesn't make strange noises in public.

The Overworked Porter

Juggling bags, not life choices
My boss told me to lift people's spirits. So, I started telling them knock-knock jokes as I carried their luggage. Now I'm just known as the guy who delivers puns along with your suitcases.

The Fashionable Porter

When your uniform is so last season
They say clothes make the man. Well, in my case, clothes make the man who carries your Louis Vuitton through the lobby.

The Underappreciated Porter

When tipping feels like a foreign concept
Tipping your porter is like using a map in the age of GPS – some people still do it, but it's becoming a rare and mystical practice.

The Paranoid Porter

When every suitcase is a potential security threat
If you see a porter running through the airport screaming, "Bomb!" it's probably just me, trying to catch my connecting flight. Airport security doesn't appreciate my dedication to on-time arrivals.

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