13+ Best One Liners Jokes For politically incorrect

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me Kit Kat videos.

I'm trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

I used to be a baker until I realized I kneaded dough.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.

I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.

I'm trying to organize a hide and seek competition, but good players are really hard to find.

Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

13 Jokes For Politically Incorrect