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I was at a comedy show where the comedian tried to be so politically correct that the punchlines felt like they were wearing safety helmets. I miss the good old days when humor had a bit of rebellion in it. Bring back the comedic anarchists!
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I was at a party the other day, and someone called me out for being politically incorrect. I said, "Hey, I'm not politically incorrect, I'm just on a first-name basis with common sense. It's like my unfiltered friend who refuses to wear a muzzle.
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You ever notice how political correctness is like seasoning for conversations? A little bit is fine, but too much, and you ruin the whole dish. I like my discussions spicy, not bland like a boiled potato trying not to offend anyone.
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I recently discovered that my phone's autocorrect is more politically correct than I am. It's like having a digital nanny constantly monitoring my words, ready to scold me for not using inclusive language. "No, bad human! That's not a socially acceptable pronoun!
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You ever notice how being politically correct is like trying to diet at a buffet? It sounds good in theory, but the moment you try, someone's bound to throw a dessert tray of opinions in your face. "Oh, you wanted to avoid controversy? Have a slice of my unsolicited perspective!
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You ever notice how "politically incorrect" is just a fancy way of saying, "Well, that's not how you're supposed to think"? I mean, I thought we were all adults here, but apparently, we need a manual for our opinions. Where's the unsubscribe button for political correctness?
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I tried to be politically correct once, and let me tell you, it's exhausting. I felt like I was tap dancing through a minefield of opinions. I need a handbook just to say "hello" without triggering someone. "Greetings, fellow human, I hope my salutation aligns with your personal beliefs.
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The other day, someone accused me of being politically incorrect, and I thought, "Well, at least I'm not grammatically incorrect." I may offend your sensibilities, but my sentence structure is impeccable.
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You know, being politically correct is like trying to walk on eggshells, but with the added challenge of not offending any chickens. I'm just waiting for the day when even eggs start demanding safe spaces.
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