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The Police Horse Whisperer
Trying to communicate with a police horse
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I asked a police horse for directions, and it just trotted away. I guess even horses don't trust my sense of direction.
The Jealous Bicycle
Feeling inadequate compared to police horses
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I asked a police horse if it ever gets tired of patrolling. It looked at my bike, and I swear I saw a glint of pity in its eyes. It's official; my bicycle is the saddest mode of transportation.
The Horse Linguist
Teaching a police horse a new language
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Teaching a police horse a new language is like trying to explain quantum physics to a toddler. Confusing, slightly frustrating, and in the end, you realize it's probably better to stick with the basics – like "Whoa" and "Go.
The Uncoordinated Cop
Attempting to ride a police horse with no equestrian skills
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I thought riding a police horse would be a breeze, but it turns out I have all the equestrian grace of a penguin on roller skates. I'm not sure if the horse was embarrassed or just ashamed for me.
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