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The Canine Unit Officer with Communication Issues
Misinterpreting dog signals
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I thought my police dog was giving me a signal to go undercover as a mailman. Turns out, he just wanted to get his paws on those Amazon packages. I've never seen a dog so invested in online shopping.
The Traffic Cop with a Unique Approach
Making traffic stops more entertaining than necessary
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I thought I'd spice up ticketing by giving out compliments with each citation. "Ma'am, I have to write you up for speeding, but I must say, your choice of car color is exquisite." They didn't appreciate my attempt at positive reinforcement.
The Clueless Rookie Detective
Misinterpreting crime scene evidence
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I saw a chalk outline at a crime scene and thought, "Oh, they've started adding hopscotch to the investigation process!" Tried to set a high score. The captain said it was a serious matter and not a playground.
The Stealth-Obsessed Undercover Agent
Being too committed to blending in
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My mission involved infiltrating a yoga class. I thought I'd mastered the art of Zen until I accidentally pepper-sprayed myself while trying to meditate. Nothing says "covert operation" like screaming in downward dog.
The Overenthusiastic Police Cadet
Trying too hard to impress the instructor
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I wanted to show off my multitasking skills during firearms training. I juggled while shooting. They weren't impressed. Apparently, in the police world, you're not supposed to multitask unless it involves donuts and coffee.
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