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Pole vaulters are like the daredevils of track and field. It's like they looked at a regular track meet and thought, "You know what would make this more interesting? Flying through the air with a stick!
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Have you ever noticed that pole vaulting is like the extreme version of trying to reach that top shelf in your kitchen? It's like, "I just need that bag of chips, but instead, let me launch myself into the stratosphere.
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I was thinking about taking up pole vaulting, but then I realized my ability to gracefully clear obstacles is about as likely as my chances of winning the lottery. It's all just a high-flying fantasy.
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Pole vaulting is the only sport where they tell you not to aim for the stars but instead for a bar suspended in mid-air. It's like they're giving you career advice mid-jump – "Don't dream too big, just clear this bar and call it a day.
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You know, pole vaulting is the only sport where you can literally say, "I raised the bar," and people won't think you're just bragging about your achievements.
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I tried pole vaulting once. Emphasis on "tried." It's like attempting to pole vault is a one-way ticket to discovering all the muscles you never knew you had... and then realizing they're all sore.
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Pole vaulting is like that friend who always has to one-up you. You say you climbed a tree; they say they flew over it. Come on, Steve, can't we just enjoy a regular jog together?
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Pole vaulting must be the only sport where you can simultaneously be flying high and hitting rock bottom within a matter of seconds. Talk about emotional rollercoasters.
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I was watching the Olympics, and I thought, "Pole vaulting is like trying to get over your problems. You need a long stick and some serious skills, and sometimes you just crash and burn.
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