5 Jokes For Pole Vault

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Updated on: Jan 22 2025

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The Pole Vaulting Coach

Balancing the desire for success with the fear of potential injuries
I told my pole vaulting team, "Success is like pole vaulting – it's all about getting over the bar. Just remember, the bar is not your ex. You can conquer it!

The Ground's Perspective

Watching people soar through the air while you stay grounded
If the ground had a voice during pole vaulting, it would probably say, "I can't believe I have to witness humans attempting to defy gravity again. Eye roll.

The Pole Vaulter's Perspective

The struggle of overcoming height and gravity in pole vaulting
Pole vaulters are a lot like toddlers learning to walk. They both take a few steps, wobble a bit, and everyone holds their breath, hoping they don't faceplant.

The Pole's Perspective

The existential crisis of being a pole in pole vaulting
Poles are the real MVPs of pole vaulting. It's a tough job – you have to be flexible, supportive, and you might get snapped in half. It's like the yoga of sports equipment.

The Confused Spectator

Trying to understand the rules and techniques of pole vaulting
I tried to explain pole vaulting to my grandma, and she said, "Back in my day, we just jumped over puddles. Much simpler, dear.

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