7+ Best One Liners Jokes For plum

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What do you call a sad plum? A blueberry's distant cousin.

What do you call a plum that knows martial arts? A kung fruit master.

What's a plum's favorite dance? The salsa – it's always in the pits!

What did the grape say to the plum during a basketball game? 'You better raisin up!

What did one plum say to the other at the party? 'Let's pit and run!

What's a plum's favorite subject in school? Algebra – it loves solving fruity problems.

How do you turn a plum into an opera singer? Put it in water until it's in raisin' the roof!

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