5 Jokes For Plum

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 08 2025

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The Competitive Chef

Rivalry over who makes the best plum dish.
I asked my grandma for her secret plum recipe. She said, "Honey, that's a family heirloom. But I can give you a hint: It involves a little bit of magic and a whole lot of plums!

The Overzealous Gardener

Obsessive love for plums causes trouble.
My friend is so obsessed with plums, they named their cat "Plum." Now, whenever I visit, they ask, "Do you want to pet my Plum?

The Health Nut

Balancing love for plums with health concerns.
Doctor told me, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." I asked about plums. They said, "Well, that keeps boredom away!

The Overly Curious Kid

Getting caught in a mischievous plum-related adventure.
I hid all the plums in the house to see if my family would notice. Mom found them and said, "You can't just plum-hide and seek whenever you want!

The Fruit Conspiracy Theorist

Belief that plums hold mystical powers or secrets.
People say plums are good for digestion. I say, they're plotting something in there, and I'm not falling for their juicy lies!

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