5 Jokes For Pitch

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 01 2025

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The Salesperson

Trying to pitch the perfect product
I asked my boss for a raise after successfully pitching our latest product. He said, "You pitch well, but the only thing rising here is my blood pressure.

The Job Interviewee

Navigating the pitch to land the dream job
Interviewer: "Pitch yourself in three words." Me: "Can't. Pitch. Tents." Needless to say, I'm still unemployed.

The Baseball Coach

Pitching curveballs in the game and in life
My mom told me to find a career where I can pitch ideas. So, naturally, I became a comedian. Now, I'm just trying not to strike out with the audience.

The Chef

Perfecting the pitch of culinary creations
I thought about opening a restaurant where the waitstaff throws food at you. Call it "Pitch Perfect Dining." The health department wasn't a fan of the concept, though.

The Wedding Planner

Perfecting the pitch for the most important day
The key to a successful wedding pitch? It's all about the ring. If it's big enough, no one will notice the color scheme or the fact that the cake tastes like regret.

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