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Picasso once said, "Art is the lie that enables us to realize the truth." I tried using that excuse when I forgot to take out the trash. "Honey, it's not neglect; it's a performance piece about the fleeting nature of household chores.
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You ever try to imitate a Picasso painting in Pictionary? It's like playing a game of "Guess what my cat did to the paint cans." The only thing my friends guessed right was that I need art lessons.
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Picasso's paintings are the original emojis. Instead of sending a smiley face, just text a friend a Picasso artwork. It's the perfect way to say, "I'm feeling a bit abstract today.
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Ever notice how Picasso's paintings look like someone tried to draw while riding a rollercoaster? I can barely sign my name legibly, and this guy is creating masterpieces with shapes even a geometry teacher would struggle to name.
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So, Picasso had this talent for abstract art, right? I tried that once. I spilled my coffee on a canvas and called it "Monday Morning Chaos." Turns out, I'm not an artist; I'm just clumsy.
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I tried explaining Picasso to my grandma. She said, "Back in my day, if your painting had more than three eyes, it was time to see a doctor, not a gallery." Times have changed.
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Have you ever noticed how Picasso's portraits look like he asked someone to describe a person over the phone, and then he tried to draw them without any context? "Okay, so you said they have a nose and, uh, ears?
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I saw a Picasso exhibition, and I swear, his paintings are the only things that can make a museum security guard look concerned. They're probably thinking, "Is this guy messing with us or just really bad at coloring inside the lines?
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Picasso's art is like modern dating. You think you get it, but then it ghost you emotionally. "Oh, that's a heart? I thought it was a potato." Same confusion, different canvas.
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