6 Jokes For Physician

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Updated on: Apr 03 2025

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I asked my doctor if he had any advice for losing weight. He said, 'Get off the scale!
I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places!
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror!
I asked my doctor for a second opinion. He said, 'Okay, you're ugly too!
I asked the doctor if I could administer my own anesthesia. He said, 'Sure, knock yourself out!
I asked my doctor if he could recommend anything for my broken leg. He said, 'A cast!

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