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The Literal Interpreter
Taking everything the patient says too literally
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Literal interpreters make prescription discussions interesting. "Doc, you said to take one pill every eight hours. So, I set alarms for 8, 4, and midnight, even if it means interrupting my deep sleep for the sake of antibiotics.
The Overconfident Patient
Believing they know more than the physician
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I had a patient who was so confident in their self-diagnosis that they handed me a prescription they printed from the internet. I looked at it and said, "Congratulations, you've just prescribed yourself doggy vitamins.
The Google-Phobic Patient
Fearing the worst after Googling symptoms
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Google-phobic patients are like detectives with a wild imagination. "Doc, I typed in 'sore throat,' and the internet suggested I might have a rare Scandinavian throat-eating fungus. Is that covered by insurance?
The Time-Conscious Physician
Trying to be prompt while patients share every life detail
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I'm all about efficiency, but patients have their own sense of time. "Doc, I know you have other patients, but can you also check my horoscope to see if my alignment with the stars is affecting my cholesterol?
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