6 Jokes About Perfect

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Updated on: Dec 07 2024

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one - the perfect foresight!
I tried to write a perfect joke about construction, but I couldn't build up to the punchline.
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired of being the 'wheel' perfectionist!
Why did the mathematician call his equation perfect? It had no problems to solve, it was absolutely problem-free!
I asked my dog to fetch me a perfect stick. He brought me back a tree. He dreams big!
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already - the perfect plan!

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