7+ Best One Liners Jokes About perfect

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I wanted to be a perfectionist, but I gave up because I could never get it exactly right.

I asked my cat to write the perfect joke. It didn't, but it paw-sed for effect!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised - the perfect look!

I asked my mirror if I'm the fairest of them all. It said, 'You're the fairest at telling jokes - the perfect comedian!

What did one wall say to the other? 'I'll meet you at the corner - let's make this room perfect!

I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time - not the perfect accessory!

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