9+ Best One Liners people who like wine Jokes

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's uplifting!

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I'm writing a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.

I only drink wine on two occasions: when it's my birthday and when it's not.

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