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The Wine Connoisseur Wannabe
Trying to impress your date with your wine knowledge, but you can't tell a Merlot from a Cabernet.
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I read somewhere that swirling the wine releases its flavors. I swirled so much; I felt like a human tornado. My date said it was charming; little did she know, I was just trying not to spill it.
The Wine Snob
When everyone's a sommelier, but nobody can agree on the right temperature for red wine.
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Wine enthusiasts say you can detect hints of oak, berries, and chocolate in a good wine. I just hope they add "hints of money" in the next one I buy.
The Cheap Wine Aficionado
Trying to impress guests with your "sophisticated" choice of wine while secretly scouting the supermarket discounts.
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I hosted a wine and cheese night. The wine was $5, and the cheese was on sale. My friends thought it was high-end; I thought it was a budget-friendly masterpiece.
The Non-Wine Drinker in a Wine World
Navigating social situations where everyone's sipping wine, and you're there with your water like a fish out of water.
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I went to a wine and paint night, emphasis on the paint. Let's just say my masterpiece had more color than my understanding of the wine palette.
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