8+ Best Witty Jokes people that sleep in Jokes

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I told my boss I'm not a morning person. He said, 'That's okay, I'm not a pay-raise person.

I tried to become a morning person once. It didn't work out. Now I'm a brunch enthusiast.

I aspire to be a morning person one day, just not today. Or tomorrow.

I'm not lazy; I'm just in energy-saving mode until noon.

I thought about going on a morning run, but then I remembered I'm not a crazy person who wakes up before 10 am.

My doctor said I need to get up early for my health. I told him I'm not a morning person; I'm preserving my beauty sleep.

I asked the Sandman for a day off. He said, 'Sure, but I'll have to sleep on it.

I asked my friend who sleeps in until noon every day for advice. He said, 'The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

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