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Sleeping in is like a daily rebellion against adulting. It's the adult version of drawing on the walls and saying, "I do what I want, and I'll wake up when I want!
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I tried to be one of those people that sleep in, but my internal alarm clock has a vendetta against me. It's like, "Oh, you wanted to be well-rested? Let me wake you up at 6 am for no reason.
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You ever notice how people that sleep in can turn any conversation into a brag about how late they stayed in bed? "Oh, you went hiking this morning? That's cool, I was conquering Mount Mattress.
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I envy those who sleep in. I mean, they wake up in the future, right? They're like time travelers with no DeLorean, just a cozy bed.
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I'm convinced people that sleep in have a secret society. They probably have their own handshake, and it involves hitting the snooze button multiple times.
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You know you're a grown-up when your idea of a wild night is deciding to sleep in until 9 am. It's like, "Yeah, I'm living on the edge, folks!
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You ever notice how people that sleep in have this magical ability to set the world on pause? It's like, "Hey, I'll catch up with you guys, just need eight hours of 'me time' first.
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People that sleep in are basically professional procrastinators. "I'll get up and conquer the world... after this snooze button marathon.
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Ever notice how people that sleep in are like superheroes? But instead of fighting crime, they battle against the evil forces of early morning responsibilities.
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