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Ever notice how people become professional meteorologists when it comes to deciding whether to bring an umbrella? "Well, the sky looks a bit moody, but I'll risk it." Famous last words before the downpour.
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The way people hoard plastic bags under the sink is like preparing for a plastic apocalypse. "I might need 87 bags for... something. You never know!
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People who claim they never use their smartphones in the bathroom are either lying or have a bathroom that's way too interesting. Like, what, are you reading the shampoo ingredients for fun?
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People who walk at a snail's pace in crowded places, oblivious to the traffic jam forming behind them, must think they're starring in their own slow-motion movie. Spoiler alert: it's not a blockbuster.
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People who claim they can multitask are probably the same ones who think they can drive, text, and eat a burger all at once. I call them the "Three-Ring Circus Commuters.
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You ever notice how people always say, "I'll be there in five minutes," and then magically appear 30 minutes later? It's like they're on a time warp, the "fiveminute-o-lapse.
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You ever notice how people become Olympic-level gymnasts when they try to quietly grab something from the fridge at 2 am? Suddenly, your kitchen is the floor routine at the stealth Olympics.
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Have you ever been stuck behind someone at the ATM who's treating it like a deep philosophical debate? It's not a life decision, Susan, just withdraw the cash and let the rest of us get on with our lives.
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Why do people act like they're on a game show when the elevator door opens? "Welcome to 'Guess Which Floor I'm Going To'!" Seriously, can we just press our buttons and avoid the suspense?
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