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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels, just like some people at breakfast!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like people!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, unlike some people!
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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired, much like some people after a long day!
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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts, unlike some people!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like people!
People, the inventors of 'The Awkward Silence' – because talking about the weather is too mainstream!
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Awkward silences – the only time when staring at your phone or pretending to study the menu becomes an Olympic-level skill. I've mastered the art of looking busy in the most uncomfortable situations. Take that, small talk!
People, the only species that says 'I'll be ready in 5 minutes' and means 'I haven't started yet.'
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I told my friend I'd be ready in 5 minutes. An hour later, they were knocking on my door. I opened it and said, Wow, you're early! They replied, I knew the 5-minute rule – multiplied by 12!
People, masters of the unspoken competition – who can ignore a ringing phone the longest in a crowded room!
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You ever notice when a phone rings, everyone looks at each other like it's a hot potato? Is it yours? No? Mine's on silent. Definitely not me! It's like we're in a silent disco, but with missed calls.
People, the only beings who can turn a 'self-checkout' into a full-blown existential crisis!
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I stand there, scanning my items, questioning my life choices. Did I really need that extra bag of chips? What if this candy bar is judging me? Suddenly, buying groceries becomes a philosophical journey through the snack aisle.
People, the ultimate multitaskers – we can mess up several things simultaneously!
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I tried to cook dinner while answering emails and watching a tutorial on fixing a leaky faucet. Let's just say my dinner was burnt, my boss got an email about a mysterious kitchen flood, and I now have a sink that sounds like a rainforest.
People, the creators of elaborate bedtime scenarios – because turning off the light is an adventure!
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Turning off the bedroom light becomes a strategic operation. Is the switch closer to the bed or the door? Can I make it before the monsters get me? We're adults, but when it comes to the dark, we're all Olympic sprinters.
People, the only species that needs a manual for common sense!
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You ever notice how there are instruction manuals for the most basic things? Like, are we so confused that someone had to write, Step 1: Breathe in. Step 2: Breathe out. I can't wait for the sequel, Advanced Breathing Techniques - Volume 2.
People, the species that decided folding laundry is the most pointless cardio exercise!
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I don't need a gym; I have a laundry basket. It's a workout that comes with the added bonus of finding socks that disappeared in the Bermuda Triangle of my washing machine. It's like a treasure hunt, but with more static electricity.
People, the only species that can't resist pressing the 'Door Close' button multiple times in an elevator!
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We all do it. The elevator door takes its sweet time, and we act like pressing the button more will speed things up. It's the universal symbol for impatience – as if our finger can magically override the laws of elevator physics.
People, the only creatures that can't handle a compliment without turning into Shakespeare!
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You tell someone, Hey, nice shoes! and suddenly they're like, Ah, these old things? Just a pair I picked up while exploring the hidden realms of fashion. Dude, you're not an explorer; you just have good taste at the clearance rack!
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