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Patrol cars have the ability to make any innocent person feel guilty. You could be walking down the street, and when a patrol car drives by, suddenly you're convinced you forgot to return a library book from 2007.
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You know you've grown up when you start patrolling your own fridge at midnight, making sure no one else in the house ate your favorite snacks. It's a silent war of midnight munchies.
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The neighborhood cat is the real head of the patrol around here. I swear, it's got a more extensive surveillance network than the FBI. If a leaf falls, that cat knows about it.
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Patrol officers are like the unsung heroes of the neighborhood. They cruise around, and you never notice them until you desperately need to find a lost cat at 3 AM, and suddenly they're the feline rescue SWAT team.
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You know you're an adult when the highlight of your day is seeing the parking enforcement officer patrol by without giving your car a ticket. It's like winning the lottery, but with fewer zeros.
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Have you ever been walking down the street, and there's that one person who takes their "neighborhood watch" duties very seriously? I mean, they make you feel like you're being patrolled by a secret service agent just for trying to buy groceries.
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Ever notice how the speed limit becomes a suggestion when you see a patrol car? It's like they have this magical power to make everyone drive exactly 5 miles per hour under the speed limit.
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You ever notice how when you're trying to parallel park, there's always that one person who decides to patrol the sidewalk, making you feel like you're auditioning for a spot in a tightrope-walking circus?
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Parking lots are the wild west of the patrol world. You never know when a shopping cart posse is going to roll in, wreaking havoc on the neatly parked cars. It's like a modern-day standoff with metal horses.
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