6 Jokes For Pathological

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Updated on: Nov 14 2024

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Being friends with a pathological optimist is great! They always see the glass half full, even if it's full of their own excuses.
My pathologically adventurous friend tried skydiving. They said the scariest part was realizing they left their phone in the plane.
My pathologically frugal friend claims they're just financially responsible. Last week, they asked for a refund on a fortune cookie because the advice was too generic.
My friend claims to be pathologically generous. I asked for proof, and they handed me a bill for their therapy sessions!
I told my friend a joke about pathologically organized people. They didn't laugh because they were too busy color-coding their sock drawer.
My friend thinks they're pathologically adventurous. They once tried a new restaurant without checking the Yelp reviews—now they call it 'survival dining.

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