6+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes About passing gas

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I tried to impress my date by passing gas silently. Now she just calls me the 'Ninja of Noxiousness.

I asked the doctor if there's a cure for excessive gas. He said, 'Just let it out slowly and blame the dog.

I joined a support group for people who suffer from excessive gas. It's called 'Beans and Dreams.

I told my wife she should embrace my gas. She gave me a standing ovation... and then left the room!

I told my friend I can predict the future by my gas. He asked, 'How?' I said, 'It's always a gas-tronomical event!

I asked my friend if he thinks passing gas is an art. He said, 'It's more like a silent symphony.

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