8+ Best One Liners parents to laugh Jokes

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I told my parents I wanted to be a comedian. They laughed.

I asked my dad if he could put the cat out. He replied, 'I didn't know it was on fire!

I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said, 'Not yet, but we have the receipt ready.

I told my parents I wanted to be an archaeologist. They were in ruins.

I asked my dad for his best dad joke. He said, 'You.

I told my kids they could only have one cookie. They each took one bite and then declared, 'I'm full!

I told my kids I wanted to live to be 100. They replied, 'Dad, that's selfish. We want you to live forever!

I asked my dad if he ever tried to be a stand-up comedian. He replied, 'I prefer sitting.

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