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Bedtime Battle Royale
Enforcing bedtime rules while facing the ultimate bedtime procrastinator
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I thought bedtime would be a moment of tranquility. Instead, it's a battleground. I say, "Lights out," and my kid counters with, "But the bogeyman only comes out in the dark, so technically, you're putting me in danger!
Techie Tantrums
Limiting screen time while surviving the onslaught of tech-savvy kids
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I confiscated my kid's device once as a punishment. They retaliated by giving me a presentation on how smartphones enhance cognitive skills and social interactions. I felt like I was being schooled in the art of negotiations by a pint-sized TED Talk speaker.
Mealtime Mayhem
Trying to serve a balanced meal vs. the war of the picky eaters
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It's a constant battle between me and my kid at dinner. I say, "Eat your vegetables," and they counter with, "Can we compromise and just cover them in chocolate?
Parenting Pandemonium
Balancing act between disciplinarian and best friend
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Parenting is all about mixed messages. I tell my kid, "Don’t talk to strangers," and then drag them to family reunions where they know no one. "Go say hi to Aunt Mildred, who you've never met in your life!
The Homework Horror Show
Attempting to help with homework without losing your sanity
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The other day, my kid asked me for help with history. I said, "Sure, let's delve into the mysteries of the past." Then I opened the textbook and realized history is just a collection of names and dates that I've successfully erased from my memory. "Uh, the Battle of, um, somewhere... happened in... the past.
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