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Why did the panther bring a ladder to the party? Because it heard the drinks were on the top shelf! 🍹
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Why did the panther apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to work on its 'paw'stry skills!
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Why did the panther start a gardening club? It wanted to growl its own vegetables!
Panther's Privacy Policy
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Living with a panther is like having a roommate who’s super territorial about the fridge. Nope, sorry, that raw steak is Panther’s property. Don’t even think about it.
Panther Party Tricks
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Having a panther is like having a bodyguard with a flair for dramatic entrances. Oh, you wanted a quiet evening? Sorry, Panther’s doing parkour in the living room again.
Panther Protocol
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You ever try to train a panther? It's like trying to convince a furry ninja that sit means more than a stealthy crouch.
Panther on the Prowl
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My panther’s stealth is impressive until it sneaks up on me mid-conversation. Then it’s more of a heart-attack-inducing surprise than a ‘wow, that’s cool’ moment.
Panther Problems
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Every time I take my panther for a walk, people stare like I’m walking a mythological beast. Yes, it’s a panther. No, I’m not auditioning for a remake of Tarzan.
Panther in the Room
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Having a panther-sized couch is a real struggle. It’s like giving your guests the choice: Please, have a seat on the sofa, or become the seat on the sofa.
Panther Parade
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Owning a panther is like having a bodyguard who also moonlights as a furry, oversized housecat. Don’t worry, the panther's just on patrol... for the best sunbathing spot.
Panther Parenting
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I’m convinced my panther’s secretly in charge. Ever seen a creature that can switch from I’m cute, scratch my ears to I’m mighty, fear me in three seconds flat?
The Panther Predicament
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You ever notice how owning a panther as a pet is like living with a feline secret agent? You’re constantly wondering if it's planning world domination or just needs a good belly rub.
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