5 Jokes For Panther

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 31 2025

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The Panther's Job Interview

Panther trying to land a job in customer service without scaring away potential clients.
Panther got a job at a call center. His opening line: "Hello, this is the Panther Hotline. How can I pounce on your problem today?

Panther Parenting Woes

Trying to teach panther cubs about the birds and the bees without sounding like a nature documentary.
Trying to give the birds and the bees talk to panther cubs is tough. They just stared at me and said, "But we eat birds, and bees sting! Why would we want to know about that?

The Zookeeper's Dilemma

Trying to explain to the zoo visitors that the black panther is not Batman.
I asked the zookeeper if the panther ever escapes. He said, "Nah, but every now and then, Batman swings by for a cup of coffee.

The Panther's Social Media Struggle

Panther trying to create an Instagram account but facing challenges due to his dark and mysterious persona.
Panther's Instagram bio: "Just a panther in a world of domestic cats, trying not to be too purr-suasive.

The Panther's Therapy Session

The panther feeling insecure because people keep calling him a "black cat."
Why did the panther start a podcast? To discuss the struggles of being a misunderstood feline in a world that thinks he's just a big, scary house cat.

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