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I heard that paleontologists have their own special pickup lines. Can you imagine trying to impress someone with your extensive knowledge of fossils? "Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you and estimate your age using radioactive decay." Or maybe they go for the classic approach: "Is
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You know, folks, I recently met a paleontologist at a party. Yeah, a paleontologist - the people who dig up dinosaurs. Now, that's a unique profession. I thought I had a cool job until I met this guy. I'm over here making people laugh; he's over there making T-Rex jokes
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So, I've been reading about paleontology lately, and there are some crazy dinosaur names out there. I mean, who comes up with this stuff? You've got names like Parasaurolophus and Micropachycephalosaurus. I feel like I'm mispronouncing an incantation every time I try to say them. And don't get me started
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You know, we all grew up watching Jurassic Park and thinking dinosaurs were these ferocious, larger-than-life creatures. But then you meet a paleontologist, and they're like, "Yeah, the T-Rex probably had feathers." Feathers? Really? I don't remember seeing that in the movies. I feel cheated. Where are my scaly, terrifying
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