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Why did the T-Rex break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't appreciate his dino-mite personality!
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Why did the dinosaur go to the party alone? Because he couldn't find a date-saur!
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Why did the paleontologist break up with the geologist? They had too many issues with rocky relationships.
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What did the paleontologist say to his girlfriend? You make my heart saur!
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Why did the dinosaur bring a suitcase? Because he wanted to pack his trunk!
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A spell-ecologist!
Bone Zone Blues
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Being a paleontologist has got to be tough. Imagine spending your whole life digging up bones just to be constantly mistaken for a chiropractor. No, I can't fix your back, but I can tell you the T-Rex's favorite spot for a massage!
Dino Pickup Lines
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If paleontologists used pickup lines, they'd probably go like, Are you a fossil sample? Because I want to date you and tell everyone I discovered something incredible!
Fossilized Romance
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Ever notice how paleontologists are always so calm and collected? It's probably because they've mastered the art of patience. I mean, have you ever tried putting together a T-Rex puzzle? Takes a lot of time and a little bit of therapy.
Love Finds a Fossil
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I asked my paleontologist friend about his dating life. He said, It's like trying to find love in a museum. Lots of skeletons, and half the time, the ones you like are already taken!
Rock and Roll Extinction
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I heard paleontologists have a great sense of humor. I guess it comes from dealing with millions of years of dad jokes written in stone. I bet their favorite punchline is Why did the dinosaur break up with his girlfriend? Because she was a total Jurassic Park!
Digging for Love
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My paleontologist friend said he's looking for a girl who's into digging up the past. I told him to try online dating, but I don't think he understood the concept. Last I heard, he's still swiping left on actual rocks.
Fossil Foolery
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I tried impressing a paleontologist once by using some fancy words. I told her she was the Cretaceous to my Jurassic. She just looked at me and said, Is that your way of saying we're from different eras? Well, I guess my pickup line went extinct too!
Jurassic Rejects
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I recently read about a paleontologist who got turned down for a date. He took it well, though. He said, Guess I'll just stick to dating fossils. At least they don't swipe left!
Dino Drama
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You know, I tried dating a paleontologist once. It was all fun and games until I realized our relationship had too much history. I mean, she could dig up the past, but apparently, she couldn't let go of mine!
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