7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For pair of pliers

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I asked my pliers for advice, but it was a bit too twisted for my liking.

My pliers tried to tell me a secret, but I couldn't get a good handle on it.

I asked my pliers to keep a secret, but it couldn't keep its jaws shut!

My pliers started a motivational blog. Their first post was about getting a grip on life.

I told my pliers a joke, but it didn't find it gripping enough.

My pliers joined a meditation class. They're now experts at finding inner grippeace.

My pliers wanted a promotion. I told them they needed to work on their grip on reality.

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