bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
Love and Tools
When your pliers fall in love, but they can't hold onto a relationship.
0
0
Relationship advice from pliers: Always have a firm grip, but know when to let go. Unless it's the TV remote – never let go of that.
Pliers' Protest
When your pliers go on strike because they're tired of being taken for granted.
0
0
The pliers' protest anthem is "Can't Squeeze This." They're demanding respect, or they'll loosen up on all your important screws.
Pliers Therapy Session
When your pliers need therapy to cope with all the bending and twisting in their life.
0
0
My pliers are in a support group with spaghetti. They bond over the struggle of being twisted and tangled, but at least the spaghetti gets to spend time in a pot of boiling water.
Pliers Anonymous
When your pliers attend a support group for tools with commitment issues.
0
0
The counselor at Pliers Anonymous said, "It's essential to maintain a strong connection." My pliers took that as a cue to tighten every bolt in the room.
Post a Comment