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The Delivery Guy
The struggle of being the bearer of both excitement and disappointment.
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I had a customer complain that their package was delivered to the wrong address. I told them, "Well, according to the GPS, your neighbor has a very similar taste in Amazon products.
The Package Wrapper
Balancing the fine line between securing the package and making it look like a crime scene.
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I believe in the saying "It's the thought that counts," which is why I just throw a roll of wrapping paper and some tape at the gift and hope for the best. It's the thought that counts, right?
The Parcel Tracker
Dealing with the rollercoaster of emotions customers go through while obsessively tracking their packages.
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I once had a customer ask me why their package was taking so long. I said, "Ma'am, it's a toaster, not a time machine. It'll get there when it gets there.
The Recipient
The thrill of receiving a package versus the disappointment of realizing it's not what you expected.
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I ordered a mystery box online. Turns out, the mystery was how a box that small could contain disappointment and regret. It's like playing Russian Roulette, but with shopping.
The Unboxing Enthusiast
Balancing the joy of unboxing with the pressure to capture the perfect unboxing video.
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Unboxing a package is the adult version of a surprise party. The only difference is instead of friends yelling, "Surprise!" it's you yelling at your cat for trying to eat the packaging peanuts.
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