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So, I was at the airport the other day, and they had this sign that said, "If you see something, say something." I thought, "Well, if I see Osama, I'm definitely saying something – probably calling the Avengers or something!
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I was at a karaoke night, and someone requested "I Will Always Love You" by Whitney Houston. I couldn't help but think, "I hope Osama's not in the audience – that would be an awkward dedication.
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I heard they found Osama's hideout because he was ordering pizza delivery. I guess even terrorists can't resist the temptation of a good pepperoni slice.
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I recently learned that Osama used to enjoy watching cartoons. Can you imagine him sitting there, watching Tom and Jerry, thinking, "These guys really know how to handle conflict – no drones, just anvils and dynamite"?
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I was watching a magic show, and the magician made a plane disappear. I thought, "Wow, he's got skills – maybe he should help find Osama's cave!
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You know, I was watching a documentary about conspiracy theories the other day, and they were talking about how some people believe that Elvis is still alive. I thought, "Well, if Elvis is still alive, he's probably hanging out with Osama somewhere, sipping on margaritas, and planning the greatest comeback tour the world has ever seen!
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So, I was playing hide and seek with my nephew, and he tried hiding in the same spot over and over. I said, "Buddy, even Osama had a better hide-and-seek strategy than you!
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You ever notice how whenever you mention the name "Osama," it's like saying "Voldemort" – people start whispering, as if he's going to appear out of thin air?
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I was at a costume party recently, and this guy showed up dressed as Osama. I said, "Dude, that's a bold choice for a costume. Are you trying to win the 'Most Wanted' prize?
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