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What did one orc say to the other about the dragon? 'I don't think he'll be 'orc-ward' this way!
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Why did the orc join a music band? He wanted to become an orc-estra conductor!
Orc Family Reunions
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I attended an orc family reunion. It was like a scene from 'Lord of the Rings' meets 'Jerry Springer.' Aunt Gruk was arguing with Uncle Thok about who had the better war stories, while Grandma smashed walnuts with her bare hands. Family drama, orc-style!
Orc Barbershop
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I went to an orc barbershop the other day. The barber asked, What style you want? I said, Just a little off the top. Next thing I know, he's wielding a battle axe and yelling, FOR THE HORDE! I just wanted a trim, not a medieval battle reenactment!
Orcs and Technology
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Orcs and technology don't mix. I asked one for their Wi-Fi password, and they handed me a scroll with a cryptic incantation. Dude, I just want to binge-watch my favorite fantasy series, not summon a demon from the netherworld!
Orc Dating Woes
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I tried online dating, but every time I matched with an orc, they'd ghost me. I guess it's not easy for them to swipe right when their fingers are the size of sausages. I'm just looking for love, not a battle axe, okay?
Orcs at the Grocery Store
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Orcs at the grocery store confuse me. They'll be in the produce section, squeezing the tomatoes like they're testing the ripeness of a warrior's heart. Bro, it's a salad, not a battlefield!
Orcs at the Gym
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You ever notice how orcs at the gym always hog the weights? I'm just trying to lift my coffee mug, and here comes an orc, deadlifting the entire water cooler. Dude, leave some gains for the rest of us!
Orcs in Traffic
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You ever get stuck in traffic behind an orc driving a tiny car? It's like watching a giraffe trying to parallel park. Blinkers on, the car barely moves, and you can hear the engine screaming, Is this really necessary?!
Orcs and Selfies
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Orcs taking selfies is a sight to behold. Their arms are so long; it looks like they're using a selfie stick made from a tree trunk. I asked one if he needed help, and he roared, No, just getting the perfect angle for my war face!
Orc Yoga Class
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I tried orc yoga once. Downward orc is not a relaxing pose. It's more like trying to negotiate peace with your hamstrings while an orc behind you is practicing battle cries. Not the zen experience I was hoping for!
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