8+ Best One Liners Jokes For orchard

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What do you call a mischievous apple? A bad apple, of course!

What's a tree's favorite dating app? Timber!

Why did the pear refuse to fight? It didn't want to get into a jam.

I heard about an apple that went to therapy. Turns out, it had too many core issues.

I tried to grow a money tree in the orchard, but it just kept giving me leaves.

Why did the scarecrow become a successful gardener? It was outstanding in its field!

I asked an apple if it believed in climate change. It said, 'I don't know, I just work in cider.

I asked the apple if it could help me solve my problems. It said, 'I'm not a Mac, but I'll listen.

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