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Why did Optimus Prime start a bakery? He wanted to make the best 'roll-out' pastries in Cybertron!
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Why did Optimus Prime become a teacher? He wanted to help students achieve 'Opti-mastery'!
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Why did Optimus Prime start a band? Because he wanted to transform the music scene!
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Why did Optimus Prime enroll in cooking school? He wanted to learn how to 'auto-bake' the perfect energon cake!
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What's Optimus Prime's favorite type of movie? Anything with 'transformative' storytelling!
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What's Optimus Prime's favorite type of humor? 'Auto-comedy' – it always gets the gears turning!
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Why did Optimus Prime become a barber? He wanted to give everyone the perfect 'trim-sformation'!
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Optimus Prime walks into a bar, and the bartender says, 'We don't serve your kind here.' Optimus transforms into a forklift and says, 'Well, lucky for you, I'm here for the energon, not the attitude.'
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Dating Optimus would be challenging. He'd be like, 'I transform into a powerful robot, but emotionally, I'm still figuring out how to transform my feelings.'
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Optimus tried stand-up once, but he kept getting stuck in 'dad joke' mode. I asked him why, and he said, 'Well, I've been battling Decepticons for centuries; humor is my last frontier.'
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I tried to hire Optimus to help me move, but he insisted on leading the entire convoy down the highway. I just needed a truck, not a rolling blockbuster!
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Optimus Prime on a diet is like watching a Transformer do yoga – a lot of bending, twisting, and a constant battle against carbs. I mean, have you seen the size of his energon cubes?
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Optimus Prime hosting a cooking show? 'Today on 'Roll Out the Dough,' we're making energon-infused cupcakes. And remember, the secret ingredient is always more explosions!'
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I asked Optimus for advice on handling stress, and he said, 'Just transform into a truck and roll away from your problems.' Great, now I'm stuck in traffic with my issues.
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Optimus Prime's favorite dance move? The Autobot Shuffle. It's just him transforming back and forth between robot and truck while trying to impress Cybertron ladies.
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Optimus joined a rock band, but it didn't work out. Every time he tried to play the guitar, he accidentally transformed and crushed it. Now he's the lead singer of 'Optimus and the Mic-Drop-Transformers.'
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