5 Jokes For Optimus

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Updated on: Sep 04 2024

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Optimus in a Fast Food Drive-Thru

Optimus Prime's confusion with modern technology
Optimus tries ordering a salad, and the drive-thru worker says, "Sorry, sir, we only have 'Autobots' on the menu. Would you like a Megatron Meal?

Optimus Prime's Therapist

Optimus Prime's emotional struggles
Optimus Prime says, "I told my therapist I was feeling blue, and he said, 'Well, you used to be red and blue, now you're just all in your head.'

Optimus Prime's Cooking Show

Optimus attempting to cook
I tried making a sandwich, and the toaster said, 'Autobots, roll out!' That's when I realized maybe I should stick to saving the world and leave the cooking to humans.

Optimus Prime's Dating Woes

Optimus Prime navigating the dating scene
Optimus on a bad date: "She said I lacked 'emotional horsepower.' I was like, 'Lady, I've got 600 horsepower; it's just under the hood, not in my heart.'

Optimus Prime's Stand-Up Comedy Gig

Optimus trying his hand at stand-up
Someone yelled, 'Optimus, you're a bit rusty!' I said, 'Well, at least I'm not as rusty as your mom's minivan!'

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