bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
When Oppenheimer threw a party, everyone split the atom. It was quite the explosive gathering!
0
0
Why did Oppenheimer never win a marathon? He couldn't sustain chain reactions!
0
0
What did Oppenheimer say to his rival physicist? 'Let's have a blast at the lab and split some atoms!'
0
0
Why did Oppenheimer get a job as a baker? He wanted to learn the secret of splitting dough!
0
0
Why did Oppenheimer go to the beach? He wanted to see if sand could undergo nuclear fission!
Oppenheimer's Alarm Clock
0
0
Can you imagine waking up Oppenheimer-style? Instead of a gentle alarm, you get, Wake up! Or I'll unleash unparalleled destruction upon the world! Talk about a rude awakening.
Oppenheimer's Dating Advice
0
0
You ever wonder what Oppenheimer would say about relationships? Probably something like, Well, if it doesn’t work out, you can always detonate an atomic bomb to shake things up! Yeah, that's one way to ensure no second date.
Oppenheimer's Failed Magic Show
0
0
Oppenheimer once tried to be a magician. His signature trick? Making cities disappear! Spoiler alert: He was never invited back to kids' parties.
Oppenheimer's Gardening Tips
0
0
He probably approached gardening like, First, you plant the seed, and then... oh wait, I've just created a new element and an explosion. Anyone need a crater in their backyard?
Oppenheimer's Kids' Show
0
0
Imagine Oppenheimer hosting a kids' show. Today, kids, we're going to learn about atoms! And by learn, I mean we'll split a few, and maybe accidentally vaporize Timmy's toy.
Oppenheimer's Recipe Book
0
0
And finally, Oppenheimer's recipe book would be something else. For a perfect dinner party, start with an appetizer, followed by a main course, and end with a small-scale nuclear detonation for dessert. Voila!
Oppenheimer's BBQ Night
0
0
You know, Oppenheimer once said, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. I mean, talk about dramatic. Imagine inviting him to a BBQ, and he's like, Hey, can you pass the salt? By the way, did I mention I can end existence as we know it? Ruin the potato salad AND the planet, why don't you?
Oppenheimer's Pet Cat
0
0
If Oppenheimer had a pet cat, it wouldn't be a typical cat. It'd probably be named Fission or Radioactive Whiskers. Good luck with the litter box situation.
Oppenheimer's Kitchen Mishaps
0
0
Oppenheimer in the kitchen would be a nightmare. Imagine him trying to follow a recipe: First, you mix the flour, then you—BOOM—create a mushroom cloud. Well, there goes the soufflé!
Post a Comment