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Oppenheimer is the kind of name that makes you sound way smarter than you actually are. "Yes, I was discussing Oppenheimer's contributions to quantum mechanics the other day." Translation: I accidentally watched a documentary while searching for cat videos.
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I was at a party, and someone dropped the Oppenheimer bomb – not the nuclear one, but they brought up politics. Suddenly, everyone scattered like they were avoiding fallout. "Quick, duck and cover! Oppenheimer just dropped a political opinion!
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Oppenheimer – the only name that can make you think of both groundbreaking scientific discoveries and the struggle to pronounce the specials at a pretentious French restaurant. "I'll have the Oppenheimer Coq au Vin, s'il vous plaît.
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Oppenheimer, the name that's like a secret password for scientists. "What's the code to enter the lab?" "Oh, it's Oppenheimer. You know, like the nuclear physicist, but with less radiation and more coffee stains.
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Have you ever tried to impress someone by dropping the word Oppenheimer in casual conversation? "Oh, you know, just reading up on Oppenheimer and his theories." Spoiler alert: It rarely works unless you're at a science convention.
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Oppenheimer sounds like the kind of word your autocorrect changes to when you try to type "Oops, my bad!" Thanks, autocorrect, but I wasn't trying to apologize; I just misspelled spaghetti.
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You ever notice how Oppenheimer sounds like the name of a law firm you'd hire if you accidentally caused a nuclear meltdown in your kitchen? "Call Oppenheimer & Associates – we'll clean up your mess, literally and figuratively.
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Oppenheimer – the name that makes you question whether someone is talking about nuclear physics or recommending a fancy new dish at the local sushi place. "I'll have the Oppenheimer roll, please. Hold the radiation.
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You ever notice how Oppenheimer sounds like the name of a really intense yoga pose? "I tried Oppenheimer today, and now I can touch my toes... and possibly set them on fire.
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