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Why did the music teacher go to space? To find the perfect 'oom' for their symphony!
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Did you hear about the drummer who went to jail? He had no 'oom' for a good beat!
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What did one wall say to the other wall? 'I'll meet you in the middle for some 'oom' symmetry!
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How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue! It needs some 'oom' to stay together.
Paranormal Chef
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Living with a ghost can be challenging, especially in the kitchen. I told my ghost roommate, You need to stop rearranging the pots and pans. He said, Hey, I'm just trying to spice things up in the afterlife.
Ghost Hobbies
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My ghost roommate is really into meditation. I walked in on him the other day, and he was floating three feet above the floor. I said, Dude, that's some next-level meditation! He replied, Nah, I just can't find my favorite haunting spot.
Haunted Housemate
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You know you've got a unique living situation when your roommate is a ghost. I asked him to help with chores, and he said, I can't pick up that vacuum, man, it's too ethereal for my taste.
Ghostly Roommate Etiquette
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Living with a ghost roommate has its etiquette rules. I asked him, Could you at least knock before entering my room? He replied, I did, but you didn't hear it—it's a ghost knock.
Spectral Sports Fan
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Turns out, ghosts are big sports fans. I caught my ghost roommate cheering during a game. I said, Dude, you're dead, you don't even have a team! He replied, I'm rooting for the under-ghosts.
Paranormal Pranks
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My ghost roommate loves playing pranks. I woke up to find all my furniture floating in mid-air. He said, Just trying to give the place a little lift.
Haunted House Parties
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Throwing parties with a ghost roommate is wild. I told him, You're in charge of the spooky ambiance. He said, Don't worry, I'll make sure the disco ball is floating just right.
Ghost Therapy
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I suggested my ghost roommate try therapy to resolve some unresolved issues. He said, Why bother? I've already talked to Sigmund Boo-d.
Ghosts and Wi-Fi
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Having a ghost roommate has its perks. I told him, I've been having trouble with my Wi-Fi signal. He said, No worries, I'll just float through the walls and find you a better connection in the spirit world.
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